Use truck bed spray.

Good God. I could’ve gone my whole life without knowing that.

Yeah that’s not something I would’ve googled.

I don’t think thats a REQUIREMENT now. Just allowed lol

Do what now?!? Global monkey torture Network? That is not a sentence I ever imagined hearing.

Even iowa makes fun of Missouri. Let that sink in.

Ok, thanks. That’s kinda what I had in my head. We have one under a different name. It’s sometimes used for things like birthday parties, and small concerts. Our city takes care of a lot of community engagement but there’s so many people that you don’t actually get any community feeling.

Unfortunately their people are being snatched up by evangelical mega churches.

What exactly is a community center? I’ve heard the term a lot, but never really asked. Is it like a dance hall? A rec center? Here in the Midwest it’s basically the bar.

And those mega churches are the evangelical assholes that don’t even know their religion at all, and get into politics.

*pastor’s rapist son

On all that ketamine it’s a roll of the dice every day.

Newt Gingrich is still alive?!?

It didn’t use to be. That’s how army surplus stores became a thing, and then how it suddenly wasn’t a thing anymore.

“Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while… it’s a dildo. Of course, it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, ‘a dildo’, never… your dildo.”

Nah, it’s the government. They’ll pay for a warehouse to store them and a security company to guard the warehouse.

We should make a secret handshake!

Fuck yeah! They finally found a way to make the Olympics interesting!

That’s a great idea, thanks FBI.

They won’t be destroyed, they’ll be used to train the next grok.