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1·9 days agoPilot, in heated argument with copilot.
Pilot: I can do it, don’t bet me!
Copilot: Yes, you could absolutely do a barrel roll in a Boeing 747, but there are a few considerations to address in your approach.
First, a Boeing 747’s gross tonnage unloaded is…
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, CARTMAN!!!
They went through like 3 grand juries before finding any that would indict.
We made your healthcare costs explode and now we’ve taken your food. What will you make us take from you next?
2·11 days agoOoooooo again! HARDER!
Of course, you just gotta wrestle the bag from the racoon!
How else is he going to get out all the metal shards he ate?! It’s like if a bird gets stuck in the wall and you use a cat to get the bird out!
Like all the money saved by hiring vibe coders cause they’re cheaper! The bugs are the point!!!
Mmm, yes, strap me to your spreadsheet, daddy!
This sounds like a job for Mark Rober!
To tRump, any investigation is spying like and no is a suggestion.
Banks have been giving loans to Trump although he was deadass broke.
Russian ones, sure. They gladly fund a willing ass hat if it means the ruin of the US.
Then crickets until 14 and then pass around to all our rich friends for sex! The Republican workflow.
Shhh and get back in mah underpants!
$1 per chip and a bag of starchy air!
It’s from the movie The Blues (Line) Brothers!
Yup, been saying it since the 2025 manifesto came out that Miller and the entirety of the Hermitage Foundation should be included in any criminal proceedings following this regime. They should never be allowed to craft policy again and some should suffer the most for all the misery they have helped to bring about!
I’m sorry. I can’t hear you over the 80s oozing from this song!