On X, they’re all just saying this is happening because of trans people.

My household and I weren’t able to eat at a restaurant since before COVID hit, even fast food had jacked their prices up too high. That’s only just now starting to change because we’ve left the US.

Fork found in kitchen.

The democrats moved my coffee table slightly to the left just so I’d trip.

My mom used to be a substitute teacher, and when she told me the new way kids get “taught” to read I had to look it up for myself, because I was like “You’ve got to be joking.” I couldn’t believe it was real and that a large contingent of people actually thought it was a good idea.

Literal Kindergarten behavior.

I don’t think there have been any official incarnations where they’re together, however it is a popular ship in fan-made content, so it’s not just you.

There aren’t any real romantic relationships in the series, apart from some of the characters having crushes on each other. (Sally on Linus, Charlie on an unnamed red haired girl, etc.)

I mean, that hasn’t stopped them before.

In crayon.

“Freeze peach” and all that.

His brother’s girlfriend’s cousin’s barber once liked a photo of a trans person’s cat on instagram. Case. Fucking. Closed.

A lot of the violence against trans men is in the form of rape/other forms of SA, and we eventually learn not to go to the police when that happens. (Ask me how I know!) So it won’t make the news, either.

You know, I was starting to worry that there wasn’t enough disinformation online.

Fork found in kitchen.

My uncle works at Nintendo and has already fired everyone who didn’t cry when they heard the news.

We found a note where he said he did this in honor of his black transgender immigrant girlfriend named Marxina McWoke. But the dog ate it.

It was assigned “blank piece of paper” at birth, then transitioned into “paper with words on it”. Case closed. Arrest everyone.

Expected reaction to MAGA on MAGA crime.

I’m glad the free speech warriors are keeping comedy legal.

He looked in the general direction of a possibly-trans person once, so this is one more example of trans terrorism.