Just that.

Some constituents have a problem with that. The remaining constituents are in full support, being Nazis themselves.

Hey O’Leary, you have no fucking authority to talk about handing over Canada’s sovereignty. How about you do everyone a favor and fuck all the way off?

DON’T INDIA MY TEXAS

Excuse me, a number of genocided native Americans would like a word with you.

Morality aside, have any of these chucklefucks considered the impact on businesses? You know, like how pretty much every business uses a VPN to allow people off site access to their secure systems? And how this bill would essentially end any of those businesses?

“Wait, why aren’t you color-coding your baby based on genetalia?”

“You may not fly on our planes without explicitly disclosing details about the nature of your genitals.”

Scrambling To Fix It

I’d hardly call their negotiation offers “fixing” it. “Scrambling” is accurate enough though.

I would donate to a gofundme so fast

Gotta boost the casket industry somehow.

Magnet tariffs, how do they work?

“An investigation against someone I like is always a witch hunt” and other dumb-as-shit lines from the POTUS

“If you want to destroy bigotry, you have to kill the bigots.” How does that sound, Alan?

I’ll only be on board with this if Trump fights Jake Paul.

How dare they charge *checks notes* the same thing Visa and Mastercard charge everyone in our entire country for everything.

We know

It was a test shot, they probably just found a landlord or something.

Owen Wilson is looking rough these days.

step down

How about we call for his arrest and trial?