I am so sad. That’s all I can think of right now. So happy to be retired from teaching. So scared for our kids.

Freaking LARP’er. Have to play dress up.

Still no drag queens.

No drag queens here.

Skip ‘em. Cocktails instead of thoughts and prayers. Much more enjoyable and effective.

Hey. An idea. Isn’t the Vatican like really rich and stuff? Wouldn’t it be a great idea for one of the richest nations on the planet to make a little donation along with those thoughts and prayers? Nah. Just kidding. Gotta stop doing those drugs.

There goes my night.

Just the females? Doesn’t seem equal. Edit: y’all get sarcasm, right?

Thank you for your service. Thank you.

The whole “no masks” comment immediately made me think of “no take backs “. Seems fitting for the oversized orange man-child.

It’s Florida. It will never get fixed even after they decide to change it. Live there long enough to see the same roads worked on for 20 years.

So, is this something that one throws together while sitting on the potty, or are the taxpayers paying someone to put in a fair amount of time and effort to come up with this waste? Just asking.

Wow! What an intelligent idea.

I see much stupid on the horizon my friend. Sit back.

I mean I can definitely feel his pain.