spicy pancake

can we give this guy a fucking break 🤦‍♀️

even those who get vaccinated are still going to be exposed to a higher viral load from the increased number of people who won’t be able to get vaccinated

qUiEtLy listening
so… listening? this “qUiETLy” buzzword needs to fucking die

The alert that got sent to my family’s phones included instructions to check social media

I know it’s not what they were literally saying, but it came off as “911 broke use Facebook idk” and I had a giggle

holy shit i might actually have a chance to get into grad school now :]

bummer I’ll have to live under a fascist dictatorship since i can’t afford to move to Europe tho

Also worth looking into marriage immigration laws in case you happen to meet someone (either romantically or just trust them enough to join a marriage of convenience)

Yes. As I am insane, I also treat my raw fruits and vegetables with a UV light (not that this would inactivate endotoxins though. For that you’re SOL)

Always wash the ever loving FUCK out of your produce and dry legumes.

I worked in an industrial bakery for a while and was so mortified by the cleanliness and safety conditions that I basically only ate fresh vegetables & fruits and dry beans for several months because I was so worried about eating anything that had been under a factory roof

Was it good for my dietary health? Probably, but I spent a ridiculous amount of time on cooking and food prep and neglected other areas of my life to make up for it.

Everything sucks.

My brain read this to the tune of “We Didn’t Start the Fire”

it’s a vicious cycle under capitalism. community breakdown pushes people into dependency on products and subscriptions, which means they have to work more hours to afford them, which means they then need more products and subscriptions because they have less free time, but then they’ll need to work more hours to afford it, repeat ad absurdum until social collapse

lol she’d make a great cleric

cleric character who is fed up with corruption and bigotry in their church and goes on a divine quest to establish the Church of We Just Want To Hang Out and Sing Hymns Without Anyone Making It Weird

my mom: “I just want a community to hang out with on Sundays and sing comforting hymns with. I don’t know why instead, everyone has to be weird about it.”

gen alpha, having not really pushed any boundaries while living with their parents, are gonna get fuckin wild in college

“becoming”?

I’ve been avoiding those lately
I’m lucky I suppose

not even vegan just don’t like eggs and I’m increasingly lol