Best I can do is a Trump smartphone.

If they were as tiny minded and reactionary as you, I guess so ;)

I keep hearing this. What are y’all waiting for, things to get bad?

You know when you make a statement, then say “but” it negates the statement, yeah?

They’re LESS lethal. Eat shit.

Replace “children” with “non-consenting people” and you’re getting close. Children are the most non-consenting people in society and deserve special protection accordingly.

Today’s America is the first twenty minutes of Half-Life 2.

Omg I posted this in the wrong thread! This was in reference to Canada’s election.

I guess most of that I said can still be salvaged 😂

“I love the poorly educated.”

Donald Trump

Reminder that the person in charge of health in the US:

-picked up a roadkilled bear, drove around with it, then dumped it in Central Park to make it look like a biker killed it

-decapitated a beached whale with a chainsaw, strapped it to his roof, then drove home while his children got rained on by whale juice

-forced friends to watch as he liquified mice and chicks in a blender to feed his raptors

While I’m extremely happy about the election results, let’s not forget that the Conservatives were on track to sweep before Trump shit the bed so badly that the entire world had to hold its nose.

Trump Cabinet nominee incoming.

if only there had been warning signs

He’s just on the wrong side of everything.

Fully agree, in this unwinnable situation I would want the honest fascist.

I think about Trump the way Steve Carell’s character thinks about Ryan Gosling’s character in The Big Short

“He’s so transparent in his self-interest that I almost respect him”

I’ve already asked some GDPR lawyers about it a long time ago and they agreed with me on that.

No, you havent.

“He’s really doing the stuff that he said he was going to do,” Tanner Bergstrom, a 29 year old Republican from Minnesota, told the Associated Press. He added that Trump is “not making a bunch of promises and getting into office and nothing happens. … I really like that. Even if it’s some stuff I don’t agree with, it’s still doing what he said he was going to do.”

He’s a Nazi, but at least he’s an honest Nazi.

He’s into murders and executions, mostly.

So let me get this straight.

Elon Musk is the reason Tesla is tanking and his solution is more of him?

How many Ds of Chess is this? I’ve lost track.

So then why does she have a job right now?