This is the news article you find in a paper on the ground in a post apocalypse video game

How does one even roller blade across the continental divide? I guess you could take I 10 thru thru the desert but that is equally crazy.

“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.”

Opening line of the Constitution. Pretty sure anything bold could be applied to safe, clean drinking water.