Then, I have the difficult role to inform you, you’re not part of the rich and powerfull.

That would be some uncreative writing. What’s next? We all wake up and Trumps re-election was just a dream?

Ofcourse they don’t allow that! That thing is horrible unsave. Feels like they invented in during the French revolution and never gave any thought about operator safety. Who knows how many people died because of this thing?

Send them back. They left without cleaning up their mess, that’s not how we’re raised.

I wanted to make a reference to the Midas touch, but the Cheetos touch has a strong icky feeling to it.

To be honest, I expect things to get a lot worse after the midterms. I think people still feel like it’s something they can do to change things, but after that I won’t be surprise to see a lot more of this from both sides.

Exactly, investigate everything even if it takes, say, 3 years.

Easy, just tape a lot of mops around your firebomb. That way, the mops absorb the sprinkler water and keep it from extinguishing the fire. Ofcourse you’d need asbestos mops as normal ones burn up by the firebomb. Another option is to pack a layer of those tiny cocktail umbrellas around the bomb.

Anyway I’m sure both are available from your local Acme store.

Don’t worry, after the immigrants they’ll have plenty of room to “help” the poor and the homeless.

Eh, if the stars align, pro-ice dude might get a meet-and-greed with his heros.

If they had any, ICE would allready be on route to Area 51.